You Can’t Sit with Us—
Unless You Use Vaseline
Raise your hand if you’ve ever been personally victimized by Regina George’s radiant glow, impeccable skin, and that flawless perfection. Yeah, us too.
But what if we told you her secret isn’t some exotic, hard-to-pronounce product? It’s right in your bathroom cabinet. That’s right— Vaseline.
The Queen Bee of Mean Girls knows that when it comes to beauty, versatility is key. Vaseline isn’t just a skincare product—it’s a way of life.
You’re like, really pretty.
1. The Great Skin Care Stuff
A smooth, radiant complexion is no accident. Vaseline locks in moisture, keeping skin hydrated and soft. Whether it’s a post-burn book ritual or a self-care Sunday, Vaseline is the go-to for a fresh, dewy look.
2. We Only Wear Our In a Ponytail Once A Week
Even on the most stressful days (like when someone tries to ruin your life via Burn Book), your hair can always be perfect. How? Vaseline tames flyaways, smooths split ends, and doubles as an impromptu styling gel.
Because a Queen Bee doesn’t deal with frizz. Ever.
3. Soft Lips, Always.
Keep your lips soft, smooth, and perfectly prepped—thanks to Vaseline. It’s the ultimate lip balm, keeping chapped lips at bay even in the coldest of climates (cough the North Shore cafeteria).
4. The So Fetch Beauty Hack
The power of Vaseline goes beyond the basics. From keeping heels silky smooth after a long day in stilettos to protecting your skin during at-home spray tans (because being flawless is a full-time job), Vaseline does it all.
5. A Little Goes a Long Way
Just like The Plastic’s burn book, Vaseline packs a punch in a small package. One jar can last for ages, making it a must-have for every girl on the go.
I Love Your Vaseline, where did you get it?
